So Shower Beers Are a Thing

I don’t get pitched a ton of products to review. Of the ones I do, I review even less. It’s a combination of laziness on my part and a feeling of accountability to you, my dear reader. I have a feeling you’re probably not interested in most of the things that come my way. If you were anxiously awaiting my review of the e-cigarette or soy-kale chips, I apologize. But every once in awhile something comes my way that I just can’t pass up.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Shakoolie is just that thing. Let’s just say that it’s hard to argue with someone who suggests that shower beers might be an interesting topic for my readers. I like showers, you like showers! I like beer, you like beer! Put them together and what do you have? Something I have legitimately never done before.

I did a little informal research and it turns out shower beers actually are a thing. Not a Monday-Friday shower before work thing, but definitely post-mowing-the-lawn or pre-party-shower thing. So the only problem with shower beer? How to keep it cold and undiluted? That, my friends, is where the Shakoolie comes in.

Simply adhere the Launch Pad onto your dry, flat shower wall.

Next, put your freshly chilled can of beer into the Koolie and stick it onto the Launch Pad. (Here’s where the mom in me comes out … same rules in the shower as at the pool: no peeing and no glass bottles.)

Now put your freshly nekkid self in the shower and enjoy your beer!

Does everyone need a Shakoolie? Of course not. Is it kind of silly? Absolutely. Do unnecessary, silly things sometimes make the best gifts? Oh yeah they do! For $9.99 you can snag a fun gift for that hard to buy person on your holiday gift list. If you really like them you can pair it with a sixer of your favorite brew and suddenly you’re the cleanest, coolest gift giver around.

The guys at Shakoolie provided me with free sample. I provided my own beer. (I highly recommend the Sun King cans. The Oktoberfest is especially nice this time of year.) I wasn’t required to post a review, but I just couldn’t resist the opportunity to drink a beer and take shower selfies. You’re welcome.