This photo has absolutely nothing to do with anything in this post. Who couldn't use a smiling goat to brighten up their day, though? You're welcome.
As a matter of fact, nothing in this post has anything to do with anything, really. I have some coherent, interesting posts coming up, but today's post? Not so much. Instead I'm trying to make up for the lack of quality writing with a goat. Did it work?
I'm headed down to Columbus, Indiana today to meet my friend Lisa, who is driving up from Nashville. We are meeting in Columbus for the sole purpose of sliding down a giant toilet. We are both inappropriately excited about the toilet.
Mike and I went to Lilith Fair last week. I won a pair of tickets on Twitter, otherwise we wouldn't have gone. Not because we don't like the artists – I was excited to see the Court Yard Hounds and I adore Sarah McLachlan (Mary J. Blige blew everyone out of the water, though). No, we wouldn't have gone because we just don't have the cash right now to blow on any concert we feel like going to on a whim. Which made the fact that our car was towed after the show Super-Duper Awesome. Between drinks and claiming our car, our free concert wound up costing us $275. I think I'll gaze at the goat a bit more. My blood pressure is rising all over again.
My eyeball isn't bloody anymore.
I got an e-mail this morning with a daily deal for Indianapolis. It's $40 for Pole Dancing Classes. I didn't automatically delete it. This scares me a little bit – am I really entertaining the idea of pole dancing classes? And if so, what does this say about me?
We went to Fort Wayne this weekend for a little family road trip. We caught a minor league baseball game Saturday night. During one of the goofy promotions in between innings, they kept saying if contestant A or B won, the section they were representing would win "Salty Balls." Mike and I could barely hold it together, and couldn't figure out how anyone else over the age of 10 could hold it together, either. Then we realized they were giving away "Softee Balls." We were disappointed. What does this say about us?
That is all. Coherent writing about actual topics coming soon. In the meantime, I hope you enjoyed the goat.
Katy@ThoughtForFood says
I like your “incoherent” posts ; )
But the goat unnerves me a little — it’s like he’s (she?) is smirking at me.
Alane says
I totally bought the pole dancing lessons this morning…. I couldn’t help myself!
Erin Stephan says
I’ll go to pole dancing classes with you! My neighbor did it two years ago and said it was the most amazing workout! It’s a lot harder than it looks! (Can you imagine the look on the boy’s faces when we tell them that we’re going to pole dancing class together?! – Priceless…)
Health Insurance says
Wow, that’s cool pole dancing looks gymnastic.
Emily Elling - designHer Momma says
glad you had fun at the concert, no matter what it cost you.
and also, pole dancing classes? Where did you get that deal?
Angie Six says
It's because he knows the secret to fish tacos and homemade banana pudding ice cream. He's taunting you.
Angie Six says
I chickened out! You'll have to update us on how they go!
Angie Six says
Somehow I have a feeling they'd be falling all over themselves to take care of the kids if we wanted to do that. I'm not sure I could go to pole dancing classes with someone I know, though. It would be mortifying enough in front of total strangers!
Angie Six says
There's a new site up: LivingSocial. I haven't purchased anything from them yet, but it's a lot like Groupon. One cool thing? If you get 3 friends to purchase the deal, your deal is free.
Nana Ana says
I think the goat is saying, “Hmmm, I’ve seen your kind before…but you know, you seen one, you’ve seen ’em all. good day.”