Yesterday was your second birthday. As your mother, it is my duty to instruct you in the ways of our family. You are two, and therefore, no longer a baby. Your days of leisure are over.
It's time to get to work. I would suggest that you follow in your father's footsteps, and pursue a career in online poker. The perks are indeed nice (how many careers can one really pursue while sitting at home in their underwear?). However, all the computers in this family have already been laid claim to. I'm pretty sure you can't log into Full Tilt on a Leap Pad.
So how about carpentry? A nice trade, if I do say so myself.
Happy Birthday, Son.