We took a day trip to Columbus, Ohio on Saturday. To pass the time we got a little game of "I Spy" going . . .
Elena: I spy something blue, green, pale and black.
Me (searching the flat, empty vista that is I-70 in Ohio for anything that might match that description): I have no earthly idea, Elena.
Elena: It's daddy!!
By God, she's right: blue jeans, green shirt, black glasses, and in need of a suntan.